The king of bland, boring Twitter reigns supreme once again!

With Magic Johnson mercifully back online after his resignation as Lakers president of basketball operations, the Twitter Confucius is back to offer such scintillating takes as the all-timer, "The only way San Antonio or Miami don't win the championship is if neither team makes the Finals."

Magic turned the boring quotient up to 11 with his latest effort before Game 4 of Bucks-Raptors.

Good for you!

Social media hasn't been kind to Magic over the last few months, and the hate train certainly isn't stopping now. The biggest offenders, naturally, were disgruntled Lakers fans.

Some in Lakers nation still aren't over trading Ivica Zubac across town for Mike Muscala, and they're letting Magic hear it.

Bold move to resign from a Lakers front office job to tweet ads for Skinny Pop, but I'm not going to tell you how to live your life.

Magic said when he resigned that he wasn't "having fun" with the Lakers. If this is what makes his day better, than he'll get no hate from me.

Welcome back to Twitter, Magic! I look forward to your in-depth recap once Game 4 is over and one of the teams (presumably) wins.